{"id":45637,"date":"2024-12-29T17:14:46","date_gmt":"2024-12-29T16:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/travesiapirenaica.com\/?p=45637"},"modified":"2024-12-19T17:36:30","modified_gmt":"2024-12-19T16:36:30","slug":"histoires-a-dormir-debout-iii-trois-moities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travesiapirenaica.com\/fr\/relatos-de-altura-iii-tres-mitades\/","title":{"rendered":"Trois moiti\u00e9s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Nous poursuivons la publication des micro-histoires de la troisi\u00e8me \u00e9dition du concours :\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/travesiapirenaica.com\/fr\/concours-de-micro-histoires2023\/\">Histoires de haute altitude<\/a>nous vous laissons appr\u00e9cier avec \"<strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Trois moiti\u00e9s<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>\"par Elvira L\u00f3pez Vall\u00e9s<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"aqui-y-ahora\"><strong><em><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Trois moiti\u00e9s<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/em><\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><em>-par\u00a0<em>Elvira L\u00f3pez Vall\u00e9s<\/em>-<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c0 un moment donn\u00e9 de la route, les moustiques deviennent un peu nombreux et Alberto d\u00e9cide d'appliquer un spray anti-moustiques sur les nombreuses couches de cr\u00e8me solaire qu'il porte d\u00e9j\u00e0. Je lui recommande de l'appliquer sur son T-shirt tr\u00e8s transpirant, car \"c'est peut-\u00eatre la sueur qui attire les moustiques\". Pour une raison inconnue, une substance inattendue est g\u00e9n\u00e9r\u00e9e qui provoque l'effet inverse et commence \u00e0 attirer des insectes, mi-moustiques, mi-mouches, mi-aliens (oui, c'est impossible qu'ils aient trois moiti\u00e9s) qui se collent \u00e0 toute la peau de Solo : bras, T-shirt, casquette... Ils ne s'approchent pas de moi. Ils veulent juste l'achever. J'essaie de le calmer en lui disant de se calmer, mais \u00e7a ne marche pas. Je frappe aussi les insectes avec une casquette.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L'un d'eux le suit pendant longtemps. Alberto ne s'amuse pas beaucoup, mais apr\u00e8s nous rions beaucoup (moi plus que lui) en nous souvenant de lui.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Nous poursuivons la publication des micro-r\u00e9cits de la troisi\u00e8me \u00e9dition du concours : Relatos de Altura,...","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":45658,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","episode_type":"audio","audio_file":"","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[3022],"series":[],"class_list":["post-45637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cultura","tag-microrrelatos"],"episode_featured_image":"https:\/\/travesiapirenaica.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Relatos-de-altura-III-Tres-mitades.jpg","episode_player_image":"https:\/\/travesiapirenaica.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Caratula-Podcast-Maldita-Montana_1500x1500_72pp-p_.jpg","download_link":"","player_link":"","audio_player":false,"episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":[],"rssFeedUrl":"https:\/\/travesiapirenaica.com\/fr\/feed\/podcast\/maldita-montana","embedCode":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"uqGlWuQqin\"><a href=\"https:\/\/travesiapirenaica.com\/fr\/relatos-de-altura-iii-tres-mitades\/\">Tres mitades<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/travesiapirenaica.com\/fr\/relatos-de-altura-iii-tres-mitades\/embed\/#?secret=uqGlWuQqin\" width=\"500\" height=\"350\" title=\"\u00ab\u00a0Tres mitades\u00a0\u00bb &#8212; Traves\u00eda.\" data-secret=\"uqGlWuQqin\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! 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